BB! It's 12:10 here, my kitty is snuggling with me, my brother is talking to his girlfriend, I'm in the living room, everything is all quiet and nice and calmmmmmmmmm AND I WANT IT TO SNOW GODFUCKINGDAMNIT. ... Dude. In Invisible Monsters, there's this part where her parents buy her different kinds of condoms for Christmas and they're like "Did you know to put the condom on the penis as soon as it's fully erect?" and the mom is all "We should practice on some bananas, I'll go get some" and I'm just laughing my ass off ESPECIALLY when the main character explains to her parents what felching means. I'm just all. *flail* That book owns my heart. No joke. I wanna name my first kid Brandy Alexander, whether it's a boy or a girl. XD
and ROFLMAO! oh wow.. XD haaha damn, that's too hilarious. that book is like amazing. <3 i've never read it but from what i've heard, it's fuckin' AWESOME. :D and yea. xDD
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Dude. In Invisible Monsters, there's this part where her parents buy her different kinds of condoms for Christmas and they're like "Did you know to put the condom on the penis as soon as it's fully erect?" and the mom is all "We should practice on some bananas, I'll go get some" and I'm just laughing my ass off ESPECIALLY when the main character explains to her parents what felching means.
I'm just all. *flail*
That book owns my heart. No joke. I wanna name my first kid Brandy Alexander, whether it's a boy or a girl. XD
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and ROFLMAO! oh wow.. XD haaha damn, that's too hilarious.
that book is like amazing. <3 i've never read it but from what i've heard, it's fuckin' AWESOME. :D and yea. xDD
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