To the Tune of How Your Life Sucks: Pele's Elephant
*coughs* am uber stressed by the first entry for this. so what i cannot match in terms of depth, i make up with sheer quantity and spam. XD
hello tracy, so that it's not a complete cop-out, have a haiku and drabble.
Gymnastics (Pam)
pam vaults past mental
Hoops and Bars and Balance Beams
and falls at the End
she was a master of moral gymnastics. the truth could be stretched, looped, vaulted past in a single bound, as she struggles to keep all the balls in the air. 'oh, don't worry, i'll definitely get that to you by lunch' 'i think you look just lovely in that dress' 'of course i don't mind' 'oh mom, of course he's not married.'
practice, leading up to the final culmination, a perfect ten. 'i love you.'
hello tracy, so that it's not a complete cop-out, have a haiku and drabble.
Gymnastics (Pam)
pam vaults past mental
Hoops and Bars and Balance Beams
and falls at the End
she was a master of moral gymnastics. the truth could be stretched, looped, vaulted past in a single bound, as she struggles to keep all the balls in the air. 'oh, don't worry, i'll definitely get that to you by lunch' 'i think you look just lovely in that dress' 'of course i don't mind' 'oh mom, of course he's not married.'
practice, leading up to the final culmination, a perfect ten. 'i love you.'