oxes: horses are o.k.
Track: 5. Horses Are O.K.
Notes: Prince has turned into a moody teenage girl boy. Hey, you would be too if King of All Cosmos was your daddy. ;) And I totally slipped in Lion King lyrics. Hur hur hur
Dear Diary,
Today father told me to create a TRANSPORTATION KATAMARI.
It was a beautiful katamari.
Five hundred thousand meters wide. It had toy cars, roller skates, strollers, bicycles, buses, trains, tanks, air planes, rocket ships-all of that good stuff! It also had horses and donkeys and camels and elephants (people ride elephants too, you know)-
BUT!!!! Father just looked at it with that look he gets on his face when he doesn't really care for something but feels he should at least make an effort to say something because the situation calls for it, and said, “Well. I suppose horses are O.K.”
O.K.?! O.K.?! Horses are more than okay. Doesn't he realize how many roller skates I had to roll up before I could even manage one horse? Let alone how many horses I had to roll up just to pick up a car?!
And then, father decided to zap me to death. Again. This wasn't even as bad as the time I picked up those dozen school children when rolling the paper swan katamari, or when I mistook the flower katamari for flour katamari (I still don't know how I managed to roll up that much flour), or when I completely failed to make a one thousand meter katamari within fifteen minutes (definitely not one of my best moments).
When I'm King, there will be no one saying do this, no one saying be there, no one saying stop that. I'll be free to do it all my way.
Signing off,
The Not-So-Dashing Prince
Notes: Prince has turned into a moody teenage girl boy. Hey, you would be too if King of All Cosmos was your daddy. ;) And I totally slipped in Lion King lyrics. Hur hur hur
Dear Diary,
Today father told me to create a TRANSPORTATION KATAMARI.
It was a beautiful katamari.
Five hundred thousand meters wide. It had toy cars, roller skates, strollers, bicycles, buses, trains, tanks, air planes, rocket ships-all of that good stuff! It also had horses and donkeys and camels and elephants (people ride elephants too, you know)-
BUT!!!! Father just looked at it with that look he gets on his face when he doesn't really care for something but feels he should at least make an effort to say something because the situation calls for it, and said, “Well. I suppose horses are O.K.”
O.K.?! O.K.?! Horses are more than okay. Doesn't he realize how many roller skates I had to roll up before I could even manage one horse? Let alone how many horses I had to roll up just to pick up a car?!
And then, father decided to zap me to death. Again. This wasn't even as bad as the time I picked up those dozen school children when rolling the paper swan katamari, or when I mistook the flower katamari for flour katamari (I still don't know how I managed to roll up that much flour), or when I completely failed to make a one thousand meter katamari within fifteen minutes (definitely not one of my best moments).
When I'm King, there will be no one saying do this, no one saying be there, no one saying stop that. I'll be free to do it all my way.
Signing off,
The Not-So-Dashing Prince