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Edward Maximillan Schnaffe The Third stared blankly at the glaring neon lights of the moving displays in front of him. Loud cheesy gameshow music blared, pitched just a hair too high for comfort, and then a disembodied voice sounded.
"WELCOME TO YOUR STREET VS WALL STREET -- PLEASE WELCOME YOUR HOST, MR BOOO~~B RILEY!!" The din of tinned applause deafened Edward Maximillan Schnaffe The Third, as did the sudden pop, as a small round demon in a really BAD suit appeared in front of him.
The demon grinned, showing yellowed fangs dripping green slime. "So, are you ready to lose?"