full-sized girl from the portrait on my wall
did you stumble through the air, or did you walk gently and tall?
i think that the air held you balanced for a time
unless your image, for a moment, stay frozen in my eyes
when at last you hit the floot, you held your arms out wide
extended your palm and fingers out, so your hands could touch mine
then the ( Read more... )

sarah silverman plus an obvious jewish accent, i could use you for a number of things.

oh, Tastebud's Restaurant employers ( Read more... )

she who was deemed 'satans shredded cunt' is living up to her expectations.
she has a father, who is a nice guy, but isn't like most dads.
he's 39 years old, but he parties with his daughters friends as if they were buddies of his.
he drives drunk with them frequently, among other things that he should know
they can't make a conscious decision against.
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"what a beach volleyball asshole..."
"stay sweaty"
"keep it waggy"
"stay goulet"
"keith keith keith keith keith keith keith all week"
"catfish keith"
"hey tongue jack my shitbox, eh?"
"shit out my dick, eh?"
"i can feel my dick rubbin up against yours, eh?"
"speak of the devil, and satan's shredded cunt"
"she's not answering. probably taking a shit, and uh, ( Read more... )

just before i woke up, i was sliding down an icy road, backwards, with no control over the breaks or steering. cory was sitting next to me, in the passenger seat, and he was acting very calm. i'm pretty sure it was on the northern half of my road, Flint River, and the trees were all covered with dirty-grey snow. when my car eventually steered ( Read more... )

i went to cory's open house graduation shit last night, naturally. i got there the night before to help them set up, naturally, and met his 7"2 140lbs cousin. he was everything one would expect out of a kid who doesn't usually stop talking about his desire to live in flint. he wore a shirt advertising his favorite recreational drug and questioned ( Read more... )

friend/reader/acquatence:

those of you who do not read the book 'For Fucks Sake' as soon as your schedule permits you the ability to will no longer be considered my friend, will be ignored as an acquatence, and will be degraded occasionally at the expense of discometal. said book can be found at any barnes & noble or borders. good luck.

O Holy Night in June!

i can't help it.

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