I've got a fever, and the only thing that can cure it is...
a USA World Cup victory.

LappDogg knows of what I speak. Of course, he follows the home squad, the Germans. But my heart lies here. Sure, I've Bohemian blood in my veins, but all I have to say to the Czech Republic is this:

Ihr koennt nach hause fahren!

The Star Spangled Banner is ( Read more... )

Why should anybody aspire to be a common man, an average man? Do you realize what it means to be average? It means you're the best of the lousiest, and the lousiest of the best. - Paul Harvey

Al Zarquawi is dead. Which is awesome, because he's a major fuckturkey. Excuse me; was a major fuckturkey. Apparently they trailed his spiritual advisor to ( Read more... )

I bet they have a helluva band.

You Are 48% Cynical
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All around people lookin' half dead/ Walkin' on the sidewalk, hotter than a matchhead - The Lovin' Spoonful - "Summer in the City"

So it's not summer yet. It's still fucking hot.

So, in the past week I've:

Met Hizzonor R.T. Rybak and Sandra Day O'Connor

Attended my last Drinking Liberally for the forseeable future (Stupid thursday nights ( Read more... )

The Minneapolis Central Public Library opens today at 10:00 am.

That is all.

Well it's been ten years and a thousand tears/ And look at the mess I'm in/ A broken nose and a broken heart,/ An empty bottle of gin - Social Distortion - "Ball and Chain ( Read more... )

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He was singin' on his knees/ An angry mob trailed along/ They shot my brother dead/ Because he hated what was wrong - Simon & Garfunkle - "He Was My Brother"

I'm sitting down to write with my first glass of scotch in over a month. It's good to be back.

Apparently I have allergies. And when I find out who gave them to me, they're dead!!!

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The Ardent Atheist
The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 79%...
You are an atheist, pure and simple. You think God is just one big lie,
and consider religious people to be both annoying and beneath you. Ardent atheistswill argue tooth and claw for their position, and have no truck with ( Read more... )