... my ability to be annoyed by the smallest possible things.

I will not stab anyone in the neck. I will not stab anyone in the neck. I will not stab anyone in the neck.

Even if they DESERVE IT.

It's my first year not celebrating in quite some time ( Read more... )

Dear little Six Billionth Living Person: As one of the newest members of a notoriously inquisitive species, it probably won't be too long before you start asking the two $64,000 questions with which the other 5,999,999,999 of us have been wrestling for some time ( Read more... )

I can now tie my shoes properly.

I've been doing it wrong for a decade and a half.

I made Morghan show me how 'cause I was tired of not knowing. Cough.

... :)

So last weekend was awesome even though Morghan and I spent about 13 hours total in airports. Airports of the NZ variety aren't all that bad, I guess. I managed to get quite a few hours of sleep in the Jetstar terminal since we were literally the only people in that part of the building for god knows how long. Morghan was a saint and let me use him ( Read more... )

It's not that I really don't have anything to write about. My life's been all right. I guess I could start posting my photos here, but I figure anyone who cares that much already follows my flickr anyhow ( Read more... )

I haven't forgotten about you yet. I just haven't had much to post about recently. At least not anything that could top that cake. So here, have some mostly-unconnected statements and ramblings ( Read more... )

It's the greatest cake ever.


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Even though I know he doesn't use LJ anymore or even knows that I have one, today is acureforcancer's birthday. Regardless, I feel compelled to write something because I've been drinking and assorted other festivities all day ( Read more... )

I love Simon and Garfunkel so much ( Read more... )