The best thing I've read all week.

[discountsatori]

I'm having to write a bunch of legalese reading comprehension tests this week. They have to be done by tomorrow afternoon, and, without access to any law databases, I'm running desperately short on material to use for the reading passages. So I turned to the Internet and searched for "legal brief" to see what sort of public domain stuff would pop

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[nervousmotion]

There's a bumper sticker I saw that I didn't quite have the balls to put on my car that I think you would enjoy: "Jesus would have used his turn signal."

[tourslave]

Well at least you can be thankful that it wasn't an astronaut with a golf club. Those bastards are just flat out insane.

[newscane]

That was awesome.

[delahk]

fuckin' a.

[crystalina]

That is an awesome case.

I go through spurts of increased swearing, but I always love "fuckface."