Today a straight man gave me a hair cut that i LOATHE. its all layered and short and asymetrical which either makes it a) very bad or b) very trendy. it is all of the above and i despise it. i'll dye it in layers and it will look pretty eventually but i Liked having longish hair!!! medium short hair takes so much more effort. sigh. i need a hat ( Read more... )

And that exclamation point is not so much a denotation of urgency/extreme emotion as it is a math function. I'm talking about the one where all the numbers adding up to X are multiplied together in sequence. I imagine it looks something like Pissed x Pissed x Pissed x Pissed x Pissed x Pissed x Pissed... all the way up to the numerical value of ( Read more... )

right now on my desk there is a cup of coffee on one side and a cup of some old, vauguely alchoholic substance on the other. I feel like Alice ( Read more... )

i wasn't here for last weekend, so I don't know who made MVP, but the MVP of Valentine's Day was definetly that black guy at the party who steve and I both wanted to make out with.