Five Things That Were Learned At the First Annual Ankh-Morpork Times Hogswatch Party

[deathbyshinies]

Title: Five Things That Were Learned At the First Annual Ankh-Morpork Times Hogswatch Party
Prompt: The Things They Learned
Words: 100
Points: The Witches

1. Gunilla and Boddony are not to be put in charge of mixing the ‘special holiday fruit punch’.

2. Sacharissa cannot sing. Or rather, Sacharissa can sing, loudly and enthusiastically,

Comments

[deathbyshinies]

Aww, I think Vimes would eventually realise it was the Special Fruit Punch talking and forgive him. Possibly a night in the cells later, though.

[deathbyshinies]

Thanks! :)

[roruna]

LOL oh my gods #4! You must elaborate on that.

[deathbyshinies]

Hmmm... perhaps 'Five Things That Were Learned The Morning After the First Annual Ankh-Morpork Times Hogswatch Party' is in order!

[notalwaysweak]

I want to marry your drabbles and have their tiny little wordbabies.

Do I fawn over your fics a) too much or b) not enough?

[deathbyshinies]

c) Hamsters!

Thankyou, m'lady! (The wordbabies would be seriously little, wouldn't they? Perhaps we could breed the drabbles and create some sort of super-drabble?)

[gogollescent]

I LOVE YOU.

...I mean, your Times drabbles. Right. Yes, indeed.

BUT THE LOVE. LOOOOVE. FEEL IT.

[deathbyshinies]

*feels the love* Thanks!

It is all part of my evil and quixotic quest to promote the Times to its rightful place in the Discworld sun... :)

[gogollescent]

I have done right by the Times! I wrote an entire monstrous fanfiction about them!

Admittedly from the Watch's point of view and only as a rewrite of the Truth. BUT IT COUNTS IT DOES.