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Also, Son, You Will Look Like A Ninja
Title: Also, Son, You Will Look Like A Ninja
Prompt: legends
Words: 100
Points: The Witches
Jason Ogg’s closet is not a walk-in closet, or a stand-in closet, or even a huddle-moaning-quietly-in closet. It's a wall with a curtain nailed to it. But it has a back.
The suit what has got bells on but is dyed inexplicably black-- that hangs in the back ( Read more... ) -
The Expenses Scandal
Non Challenge drabble ( Read more... ) -
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“My client, will of course, deny the charges, Commander.” Slant paused for effect: Vimes jumped in.
“Deny them? Your client caused three thousand dollars worth damage to the palace gardens. Trees & bushes totally hacked to pieces. How does your client intend to deny that?”
“Mr Jawbreakerson, whilst under a chemically altered state of sobriety ( Read more... ) -
Unusual Suspect
Title: Unusual Suspect
Prompt: Running Screaming at People While Drunk and Trying to Cut Their Knees off (charge no. 23)
Words: 100
Points: Sunshine Sanctuary ( Read more... ) -
But Of Course, They Were Made For Something (Even If Vimes Will Insist On Ruining The Fun)
TItle: But Of Course, They Were Made For Something (Even If Vimes Will Insist On Ruining The Fun)
Prompt: boots
Words: 100
Points: the Watch
(This makes little sense unless you realize that I am jumping up and down on the bandwagon begun by laurenmitchell 's drabble.)
Vimes arrived at the station in Clue-hunting mode, which was why he noticed the new doorstop and ( Read more... ) -
Not Made For Mucking Out Dragons Pens Either
Vimes stared at Sybil’s new boots trying very hard to keep his expression blank.
“You don’t like them?” She asked in that special wife tone that means ‘how dare you not like them?’
He tried to think. This particular pair of boots just begged too many questions like ‘how did they get them that color?’ and ‘what on the Disc possessed you to ( Read more... ) -
Decidedly Not Made For Proceeding
Title: Decidedly Not Made For Proceeding
Prompt: Boots
Words: 100
Points: The Sunshine Sanctuary ( Read more... ) -
And Oh, What A Kicking It Will Be
Title: And Oh, What A Kicking It Will Be
Prompt: boots
Words: 100
Points: the Times
There was a knock on Death's door. Then there was a great deal of knocking. Then said door fell off its hinges, and a weary-faced woman entered, rubbing her fist: a personification, judging by the eyes and footwear.
ARE YOU NEW?
“No. It's taken me a while to ( Read more... ) -
Define: Good
Title: Define: Good
Prompt: Boots
Words: 100
Points: The Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons
Lady Sybil was having a quiet cup of tea in the kitchen when…
“Sybil! Where are my boots?” Sam demanded from upstairs.
“They’re in the closet, dear.”
“I meant where are my good boots!”
“Those are your good boots, dear.” It’s amazing how two ( Read more... )