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Hells hath no Fury
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I Mean, Does This Look Like A Prairie To You?
Title: I Mean, Does This Look Like A Prairie To You?
Prompt: leeches
Words: 100
Points: the Watch
Vimes' gaze slid from his son to the footprints in the Ankh to the acid-gnawed feet of Norbert Rust, most gullible of Lord Rust's children.
"Why did you do this?"
"...read it inna book..."
"What book?"
"...Little House On The Sto Plains..."
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An Inconvenient Metaphor (Or: The Pressing Need For Reinforced Metal Pants)
Title: An Inconvenient Metaphor (Or: The Pressing Need For Reinforced Metal Pants)
Prompt: choices, choices...
Words: 100
Points: the Watch
There were probably more faintly inappropriate places to be proposed to than a stationary closet, but Susan was damned if she could think of any. Nevertheless, Lobsang was holding a six-thousand-year-old ring and ( Read more... ) -
The Bottle or Her
Title: The Bottle or Her
Prompt: choices, choices...
Words: 100
Points: The Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragon
Vimes looked into Sybil’s worried but determined face. He knew this moment would come and now he had to make the choice. It’s not like he hadn’t seen this coming. She wasn’t the first woman to disapprove of his drinking.
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Intuition
Title: Intuition
Prompt: choices, choices...
Words: 100
Points: The Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons ( Read more... ) -
Tyrannical Democracy
Title: Tyrannical Democracy
Prompt: choices, choices...
Words: 100
Points: the Patrician
The head of the classic department was conducting a social experiment, one who’s outcome a certain young Lord was interested in. A student representative was to be elected. In ancient Ephebe, though, Havelock Vetinari considered, at least the votes were cast ( Read more... ) -
A Mere City
Title: A Mere City
Prompt: choices, choices...
Words: 100
Points: the Watch
The Trousers of Time would fit a squid rather well; mere bipeds have trouble finding a use for them. But the man known as the Vet didn't need seventeen legs to contemplate several fates.
"Are you all right, Havelock?" his wife and partner inquired.
"Oh, indubitably," said the ( Read more... ) -
This one or this one?
Title: This one or this one?
Prompt: choices, choices...
Words: 100
Points: The Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons
Vimes wasn’t quite sure but he got the feeling he was being punished for something. It must have been a punishment. Why else would Sybil have dragged him to clothes shop after clothes shop for the last four hours?
Sybil held up two ( Read more... )