!!LALFkj2l3k!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDX

[disdexdisaster]

... Eh? Eh?! EHHHHH?!? 00!!

I... I was on my way to visit my parents at the onsen when--OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Where am I? Where am I? Where am I?! There are people I don't know... places I do not remember having visited... I... HAS MY DISSOLUTE AND DEPRAVED LIFESTYLE FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO ME?! IS THIS JUST PUNISHMENT FOR MY CARELESS STEPS DOWN A

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[piaggio]

.. 'The fuck?

[disdexdisaster]

Oh...! I--I'm sorry... Is my shameless drivel bothering you? ;o;

[piaggio]

Kinda. D: Why're you so sad, lady?

[disdexdisaster]

I'm so sorry! I won't do it again! xx; And--and don't worry about me; I'm not worthy of your concern!

[OOC: ... XD; I'm gonna end up breaking my exclamation mark key...]

[regal_reptile]

You don't have to yell.

[disdexdisaster]

I-- I'm sorry. xx;

[regal_reptile]

Good. I assume you have just arrived?

[disdexdisaster]

Y--yes. ¬¬

... I-If it wouldn't be too much trouble, could you possibly--do you know--I mean... Where is--NEVER MIND! I'M TOO CLUMSY AT EVERYTHING! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO ASK A QUESTION!! I APOLOGIZE FOR WASTING YOUR TIME! I'M SORRYYYYYYY!!!

[OOC: ... :D; Draco scared him.]

[sh0lame]

Whoa~! Calm down~ It's not the end of the world yet~ ♥

[disdexdisaster]

I'm sorry...! ... Th-The end of the world? ._.

[sh0lame]

S'fine~! And yeah, the end of the world.

D'you hear that tick tock tick tock? It's the clock~ Basically, the countdown to the end. ♥

[disdexdisaster]

...!!!!

I-I hear it... 00!! I-I-I-I-I...!

I'M SORRY! CLEARLY THIS WORLD DOES NOT ACCEPT THE ARRIVAL OF ONE AS SHAMEFUL AS MYSELF!! I'M SORRY FOR MAKING THE WORLD END!!!! I'LL APOLOGIZE TO THE ENTIRE WOOOOOOORLD!!!!!

[OOC: *facepalms*]

[fervent_inferno]

Oh, sugar, are you alright? What are you sorry for? Are you hungry?

[disdexdisaster]

I-I-I'm okay. Just... I don't know where I am, but--I shouldn't burden you with my problems! I'm very sorry! ;o;

[OOC: Silly muse is a complete mess atm, so very repetitive. :o And bravo Karen, most random question evar. XD ♥]

[fervent_inferno]

You're not burdening me if I'm the one approaching you and speaking with you.

The layout of the City is very complicated. I've been having to do my own research to figure it out. I've also gotten some money, so why don't I treat you to dinner and explain what I've found out?

[disdexdisaster]

I-If you insist... ._.

B-B-But! I couldn't accept your generous offer! To lavish such congeniality on one as unworthy as myself would be a shameful waste of your time and money! I-I-I-I simply couldn't! I'm very sorry!

[OOC: :D;; The muse has a wall of politeness 50 feet high.]

[killer_sunshine]

You. Stop yelling. Right now.

[disdexdisaster]

00!!!

... Yes. I'm so sorry. xx;

[killer_sunshine]

Good.

Now if you stay calm, we'll all get to live a little bit longer.

[disdexdisaster]

00 S-So it is my fault the world is ending... I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY, I KNEW MY SUSPICIONS WERE TRUE!!! EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT SURE HOW IT CAME ABOUT, I DO NOT DESERVE TO KNOW THE DETAILS OF MY TRANSGRESSIONS!! † O GOD, PLEASE RENDER JUDGMENT UPON THIS BLACKENED SOOOOOUUUUL!!!!

[OOC: ... XD; He doesn't mean to, really. *dies*]