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disenchantdpony

Christmas, New Year, Fictitious Boyfriends

Jan 05, 2009 21:15

So. Christmas was really, really good. I was very lucky in that I got a few days off for it and didn't have to work on Christmas Day. I was working on Christmas Eve until 9:30pm in Livingston and then I jumped in my car, put the old Christmas playlist on the ipod and drove to Sheffield to get there in time for Christmas morning. I only fell asleep ( Read more... )

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LOLLING AT WORK bandslag1 January 7 2009, 01:22:04 UTC

But you are so awesome, how could the 'man' next door not fall in love with you?
This is like an episode of 'House' but way, way better.
I had a Christmas again this year! I had a tree! You would have loved the Star Wars ornaments. x0

gill_is_fab January 7 2009, 17:16:29 UTC

Hehe good post :D

zq4r7c3n January 9 2009, 10:31:26 UTC

There's potential in this story both for a Half Man Half Biscuit EP and a dodgy ultra-light Hollywood rom-com of the sort that is released to coincide with the holiday season and goes almost straight to video, starring a well-known yet non-credible actress, (e.g. Jennifer Aniston, or if in the UK Martine McCutcheon) and some cheesy bloke...

Rough plot sketch for the latter would read: girl's friends set up mystery boyfriend on Facebook using face of random bloke, girl falls in love with profile, girl (who happens to be a doctor) ends up treating random bloke as a patient, he turns out to be completely different to profile, they hook up anyway, get married and live happily ever after.

It could be called 'Web of Love' or 'Computer Boyfriend'

See - I am Stephen Spielberg (or maybe John Hughes)...

gill_is_fab January 9 2009, 11:52:12 UTC

Martine McCutcheon??? I think if anyone's going to play Amy in a film it should be Joanne Frogatt, who played John Simm's Mum in Life on Mars and used to be in Coronation Street, because she really looks like Amy. Well, a scowly version of Amy anyway:

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gill_is_fab January 9 2009, 13:58:27 UTC

I'm going to have to insist on royalties. Joint story credit for me and Keri.

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anonymous January 9 2009, 20:21:32 UTC

Don't worry Amy. We can share the kitties and be crazy cat ladies together. They will be brothers and sisters with 2 Mummies. Oh, we're going to have to buy a book explaining that, aren't we?

Gxo

disenchantdpony January 10 2009, 21:30:41 UTC

Heh heh, yes. Am not sure they have written the children's storybook "Owning Too Many Cats; A Poor Simulacrum of Love For The Terminally Loveless" yet though.