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Jun 19, 2003 20:02

The Bible would be a lot more interesting if Jesus was a lesbian vampire...

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autumnseve June 19 2003, 18:55:45 UTC
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disguisedasgod June 19 2003, 19:06:26 UTC
lmao...

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autumnseve June 19 2003, 19:23:15 UTC
=)

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bittersweetlife June 19 2003, 18:59:25 UTC
-lol- how...cute...-pats Dan's head-

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