wedding rulez

[dishbreaker]

Probably wrong things to say in a wedding speech:
"[in regards to the bride and groom]  Today they're making a commitment, a life long promise that most people our age would thing to be, well, totally batshit crazy. "
Although in my defense I followed with the line: " That’s mainly because most people our age are idiots. I know I am." I assure you,

Comments

[andimspent]

*raises both hands* I'm in.

not me, I'm mennonite

[anonymous]

I'll come - Ross Graham

ps. new thrills album drops july 23rd

except me, I'm mennonite

[anonymous]

I'll come - Ross Graham

ps. new thrills album drops july 23rd

[young_rust]

i'm there, bitch
& by bitch, I mean bro
but I'm not a dude
sigh