Enchanted, Edward/Giselle in an AU where Narissa didn't stop them from being married and living happily ever after. Fluff, awkward how-does-this-work-again? sex (lol honeymoon night), and/or singing ensue, and their schmaltzy, innocent, ridiculously cute fairy-tale romance finally gets to play out.
Happily Ever...Wait, What's Sex? Part 1contrary_izybelSeptember 1 2010, 20:42:23 UTC
The bells in the castle had been ringing for three hours before the bride to be even arrived. Edward, the darling idiot, had wanted them to ring from sunrise to sunset to celebrate the upcoming marriage but Narissa cut that idea off before he could finish announcing his idea. Three hours had been a compromise. So had the dinner, and the music, and the guest list. All the wedding had been a compromise between the groom and his step-mother
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Re: Happily Ever...Wait, What's Sex? Part 2contrary_izybelSeptember 1 2010, 20:43:35 UTC
The wedding was perhaps the greatest event to ever take place in the castle, and that was quite something considering the former King, bless his soul, enjoyed a yearly gala which lasted a week and never ended without at least five cases of over intoxication. Regardless, the wedding had been a hit and the guests were all torn between complimenting the beautiful new princess and their gorgeous queen
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Re: Happily Ever...Wait, What's Sex? Part 2
anonymous
September 3 2010, 01:57:19 UTC
OMG hilarious! I think I cracked up more at this fic than I did at the movie to be honest.
Favorite part: Giselle tearing up because Edward doesn't want to have sex with her "but the book had insisted this ‘sex’ should be for those who loved one another with all their heart. Who better fit that category than her darling Edward and herself?"
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Favorite part: Giselle tearing up because Edward doesn't want to have sex with her "but the book had insisted this ‘sex’ should be for those who loved one another with all their heart. Who better fit that category than her darling Edward and herself?"
XD So adorable and hilarious.
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I especially liked that you suggested that Nerissa came from NYC originally.
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“Oh well. No one deserves to be sent to New York.”
HAH <3 I will never watch this movie the same way again.
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