This turned out pretty gen, and not actually very funny, but I - um. Well, it's better than nothing! Gaston is in his own special way maybe my favorite character from that movie. ;)
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"YOU," roared the Beast, "FELL OFF THE BALCONY OF A CASTLE."
Gaston sniffed as best he could, though even that much motion was hard through all the bandages.
"YOU," the Beast continued, with a lung capacity that had suffered surprisingly little from the transition back to human chest breadth, "ARE NEARLY DEAD. IN FACT, YOU WILL PROBABLY BE ENTIRELY DEAD IN THE NEAR FUTURE. AND YOU," he concluded, "DO NOT GET TO DECIDE WHETHER YOU GET TAKEN CARE OF OR NOT
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"YOU," roared the Beast, "FELL OFF THE BALCONY OF A CASTLE."
Gaston sniffed as best he could, though even that much motion was hard through all the bandages.
"YOU," the Beast continued, with a lung capacity that had suffered surprisingly little from the transition back to human chest breadth, "ARE NEARLY DEAD. IN FACT, YOU WILL PROBABLY BE ENTIRELY DEAD IN THE NEAR FUTURE. AND YOU," he concluded, "DO NOT GET TO DECIDE WHETHER YOU GET TAKEN CARE OF OR NOT ( ... )
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