FILL: Magic Pubic Hair
anonymous
January 2 2011, 20:07:02 UTC
a/n: Straightforward title is straightforward. Also, assumed pubic hair stopped growing at normal length because of quick factor. Otherwise, lulziness ahead.
The castle guards had been standing uncomfortably outside Rapunzel's royal chambers for a while now, listening to an increasingly noisy encounter between the princess and her suitor, Flynn Rider.
"Flower, gleam and glo-ooohhhh!"
"God! Let your power shineeee-"
The guards glanced at each other, slightly concerned. Princess Rapunzel's strict orders not to enter her room still rang in their heads, though, so it was with great reluctance that they turned to face forward once more, trying to ignore the sounds coming from her majesty's room.
"Those voice lessons sure are taking a while, huh?
"Yep."
"-bring back what once was mine-ah! Eugene, oh my-! Faster, f-faster!"
"Maybe it's time to take a break," suggested the first guard.
Re: FILL: Magic Pubic Hair 2/2
anonymous
January 2 2011, 20:08:18 UTC
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Panting, Rapunzel propped herself up on her elbows to look down at where Flynn was positioned between her legs. "W-Well? Did. . .anything happen?"
He wiped the back of his hand across his face. "No, not yet. Are you sure you're singing in key?"
She shot him an exasperated look. "Well, it's kind of hard to focus on the song when you're down there."
He smirked. "Hey, not my fault I'm so. . .distracting."
Rapunzel flopped back on her mattress, covering her eyes tiredly. They'd been at it for a little over an hour now, and her vocal chords were starting to get sore.
It'd all started with Flynn lying naked in bed next to her after a particularly exhausting round of sex. The brunette girl was just drifting off into sleep when his voice roused her from her post-coital daze.
You don't have to make the hair ~crazy long~ if the mental image is too ridiculous.
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The castle guards had been standing uncomfortably outside Rapunzel's royal chambers for a while now, listening to an increasingly noisy encounter between the princess and her suitor, Flynn Rider.
"Flower, gleam and glo-ooohhhh!"
"God! Let your power shineeee-"
The guards glanced at each other, slightly concerned. Princess Rapunzel's strict orders not to enter her room still rang in their heads, though, so it was with great reluctance that they turned to face forward once more, trying to ignore the sounds coming from her majesty's room.
"Those voice lessons sure are taking a while, huh?
"Yep."
"-bring back what once was mine-ah! Eugene, oh my-! Faster, f-faster!"
"Maybe it's time to take a break," suggested the first guard.
"Right. Break. Sounds good."
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Panting, Rapunzel propped herself up on her elbows to look down at where Flynn was positioned between her legs. "W-Well? Did. . .anything happen?"
He wiped the back of his hand across his face. "No, not yet. Are you sure you're singing in key?"
She shot him an exasperated look. "Well, it's kind of hard to focus on the song when you're down there."
He smirked. "Hey, not my fault I'm so. . .distracting."
Rapunzel flopped back on her mattress, covering her eyes tiredly. They'd been at it for a little over an hour now, and her vocal chords were starting to get sore.
It'd all started with Flynn lying naked in bed next to her after a particularly exhausting round of sex. The brunette girl was just drifting off into sleep when his voice roused her from her post-coital daze.
"Your. . .the hair down there's. . .blonde, Goldie ( ... )
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A+ for the Glee reference! :D
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THIS is why I love Flynn. Thank you.
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