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Prompt Post 1!

May 14, 2010 00:14

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MATHMAGIC SEX anneka_neko May 30 2010, 02:53:39 UTC

Anyone ever seen "Donald in Mathmagic Land"? That was my shit back in the day!

Pairing's up to anon. Donald/Pythagoras? Sure. Billiard Player/Pi thingie? Why not?! I just want the Authoritative Narrator ("The True Spirit of Adventure") to narrate a sex scene. xD "No, no, Donald, that's not where that goes!"

Bonus points for making math part of the sex. ("Well Donald, if your penis is seven inches long..." or what have you.) Feel free to make Donald as anthro as you want. He already seems pretty much totally anthro.

Re: MATHMAGIC SEX cheriestar May 30 2010, 02:55:57 UTC

Is it bad that when you mentioned narration of the sex scene, I laughed so hard ice tea came out my nose?

BTW, second.

Re: MATHMAGIC SEX anneka_neko May 30 2010, 02:58:23 UTC

NO IT MEANS YOU'RE AWESOME.

Really I just want something like this for anything with an Authoritative Narrator. xD I want an old-timey short telling me How Anal Can Work For You or something!

I'm going straight to geek hell for this 1/2 easyas314 June 1 2010, 02:02:38 UTC

It was a sunny Sunday morning, and Donald decided it was as good a time as any to clean out his closet. But what seemed like a perfectly normal - and boring - house chore soon became all but ordinary when the closet door slammed shut behind him the moment he stepped into the small and cluttered space. Now in complete darkness, Donald turned around to face the door, but… oh, boy! He found his surroundings suddenly transforming into what seemed to be the inside of a cave ( ... )

I'm going straight to geek hell for this 2/2 easyas314 June 1 2010, 02:04:13 UTC

“Anal sex?” Repeated Donald, one eyebrow cocked in a confused look ( ... )

Re: I'm going straight to geek hell for this 2/2 krissielee June 1 2010, 02:16:11 UTC

Marry me. <3

Re: I'm going straight to geek hell for this 2/2 anneka_neko June 1 2010, 03:08:26 UTC

FFFFT WHY DID I JUST NAVIGATE AWAY AND DELETE THE COMMENT I WAS ABOUT TO POST? I AM SUCH FAIL. GIGGLING MADLY BTW.

Wow. WOW. Just... FUCK, YOU'RE BRILLIANT. The end of part 1 had me in stitches, and then throwing in that quote at the end? Just GAH. MARRY ME TOO. BE A POLYGAMIST PIMP.

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Re: I'm going straight to geek hell for this 2/2 eve_n_furter June 6 2010, 20:05:16 UTC

"“Oh boy!” Exclaimed Donald as he followed the indications." LOLing forever!

Re: I'm going straight to geek hell for this 2/2 relfoxtail August 13 2010, 14:11:05 UTC

This was wonderful, this was spectacular, this was everything I could have hoped for after reading the prompt. Donald in Mathmagic Land does not get nearly the love it deserves, considering the technicolor crack that it is.

WELL DONE, YOU. AS HAS BEEN QUERIED ABOVE- MARRY ME??

Re: I'm going straight to geek hell for this 2/2 anneka_neko September 20 2010, 19:35:10 UTC

I full-on LOL'd. Fantastic.

Re: I'm going straight to geek hell for this 2/2 nakki February 21 2011, 04:08:54 UTC

wow, that was a-fuckin-mazing!!! Math is Awesome!

Re: I'm going straight to geek hell for this 2/2 anneka_neko September 6 2011, 19:42:08 UTC

Seconding kitkat1327: the best part of the whole thing is the thought of Donald Duck's voice ingenously repeating, "Anal sex?" But the whole thing is hilarious and awesome.

Re: I'm going straight to geek hell for this 2/2 anneka_neko July 14 2012, 17:03:31 UTC

It is delightful that this exists.

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