It was maddening. Not only was Kronk dumber than a box of very dumb rocks, and prone to making up his own theme songs, and only recently redeemed from being an evil henchman, he also had the gall to have big broad shoulders and a nice laugh and could cook really well, and on top of all of that he was not in the palace where Kuzco could ogle him easily. It was simply unbearable that a man whom the king happened to be in lust with should have the temerity to not be within ogling range! Should go off and teach small children useful lessons, no less!
(While Kuzco had, indeed, learned the error of his selfish ways while traveling with Pacha, he occasionally backslid. Being Kuzco, of course he blamed Kronk for that, too.)
The good thing about being king, of course, is that one can do as one pleases, within limits, and it was pretty near Kuzco’s semiannual vacation in the mountains anyway, so very few people batted an eye when he grabbed his llama poncho and headed for the hills, ordering everyone to carry on without him and not answer
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I imagine that one day, when I'm finally filthy rich, I'll snatch you away to my castle-like home, and give you bags of money, so you wouldn't have to worry about anything other than writing.
If you still can't tell I LOVED IT LIKE CRAZY. Too bad it just HAD to stop right there, but it still made me squeal like a made person <3<3<3
THAT MIGHT WORK. I'm not too clear on the fic-to-soul exchange rate, though, so you should just write write write and eventually it'll be the right amount. :D
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// also, even though I seconded things like tentacle rape and all, I'm still totally against breaking up fictional families, lulzme //
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(While Kuzco had, indeed, learned the error of his selfish ways while traveling with Pacha, he occasionally backslid. Being Kuzco, of course he blamed Kronk for that, too.)
The good thing about being king, of course, is that one can do as one pleases, within limits, and it was pretty near Kuzco’s semiannual vacation in the mountains anyway, so very few people batted an eye when he grabbed his llama poncho and headed for the hills, ordering everyone to carry on without him and not answer ( ... )
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If you still can't tell I LOVED IT LIKE CRAZY. Too bad it just HAD to stop right there, but it still made me squeal like a made person <3<3<3
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Anyhow, I'm really glad you liked it.
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<3 ARE YOU EVER NOT AMAZING?
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Hm...castle and chocolate in my future. Hurrah!
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