Highly meta misplaced comment fic
anonymous
July 6 2011, 21:09:42 UTC
It was a hot day in Disneyland, and so Phillip quickly ducked into the shade of the castle that was named after his movie and unfolded the paper on which he'd printed out a fill from the Disney Kink meme. It was short, a quick read, but the very concept of it was just so amazingly hot. "Best. Disney. Fic. Ever," he murmured under his breath when he had finished.
"What are you looking at?" came the familiar voice of his wife Aurora.
Phillip jumped and then hurriedly folded up the piece of paper and hid it from view. How could he explain that he'd been reading a fic where Maleficent corrupted his dear wife, and more, how could he explain why he'd gotten aroused by it? "Ah, nothing..." he said quickly.
But he couldn't resist adding, "Rose, I think you'd look great in black..."
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Sorry if I embarrass the OP of the fill I'm referring to. This was just the first scenario that popped into my mind so I ran with it. XD
Re: Highly meta misplaced comment fic
anonymous
July 6 2011, 21:24:11 UTC
"What?" Jasmine snapped, rolling her eyes and crossing her arms over her chest. "No. Clearly the Flynn/Stabbington Brothers fill I did is the best Disney fic ever. The nerve of some people."
"Uh huh," Meg said in a deadpan, inspecting her fingernails. "I'm getting all hot-n-bothered just thinking about it."
"And what's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing. It's just that you keep going on about that fill."
"So what if I do? It was the best Disney fic ever."
Meg shrugged. "If you say so."
"I do say so!"
"Hey, look, everybody has their own little quirks. Different strokes for different folks. You're into... that. And my OTP is Hades/Madame Mim."
Jasmine's eyebrow raised. "...You ship your boss with someone?"
Meg's head snapped up to aim a glare at her friend. "Don't judge."
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"What are you looking at?" came the familiar voice of his wife Aurora.
Phillip jumped and then hurriedly folded up the piece of paper and hid it from view. How could he explain that he'd been reading a fic where Maleficent corrupted his dear wife, and more, how could he explain why he'd gotten aroused by it? "Ah, nothing..." he said quickly.
But he couldn't resist adding, "Rose, I think you'd look great in black..."
---
Sorry if I embarrass the OP of the fill I'm referring to. This was just the first scenario that popped into my mind so I ran with it. XD
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"Uh huh," Meg said in a deadpan, inspecting her fingernails. "I'm getting all hot-n-bothered just thinking about it."
"And what's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing. It's just that you keep going on about that fill."
"So what if I do? It was the best Disney fic ever."
Meg shrugged. "If you say so."
"I do say so!"
"Hey, look, everybody has their own little quirks. Different strokes for different folks. You're into... that. And my OTP is Hades/Madame Mim."
Jasmine's eyebrow raised. "...You ship your boss with someone?"
Meg's head snapped up to aim a glare at her friend. "Don't judge."
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