Prompt Post 1!

May 14, 2010 00:14



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anonymous May 6 2010, 12:33:46 UTC
Maleficent/Jafar. Sleeping Beauty/Aladdin crossover. Neither of them being in any way submissive, but not too rar-eat-your-face, and let there be beard fondling. LOTS OF IT.

Hope I'm not being too picky, but I've been craving this for YEARS. D:

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Not So Difficult imaginary_golux May 6 2010, 21:10:27 UTC
It is, of course, awfully hard for evil magicians to find sexual partners who aren’t either idiots or enchanted into obedience, and while enchanted thralls can be fun, they get boring after a while, plus there’s always the danger of the spell slipping when one orgasms, and really is there any worse moodkiller than having one’s lover try to kill one?

Which is why Jafar has a little door in his tower room, behind a thick curtain, which looks as though it ought to open into thin air. Actually, it opens into Maleficent’s tower room. He doesn’t visit often; taking over a kingdom is ever so time-consuming, and Maleficent has her own plots to run, so their schedules don’t often intersect. But every once in a while they both have the evening off ( ... )

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Re: Not So Difficult imaginary_golux May 6 2010, 21:11:46 UTC
Er, just realized - the title is meant to refer to the difficulty of evil magicians finding sexual partners, not the prompt!

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Re: Not So Difficult anneka_neko May 6 2010, 21:52:17 UTC
Y-you just made me like het. O.O

This is just... wow! You don't even understand how good it has to be for me to like het. But then, it's Maleficent! She's not so much a woman as a crazy amazing pair of horns on legs.

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Re: Not So Difficult imaginary_golux May 7 2010, 03:01:02 UTC
Thank you! I'm flattered! I've never written Maleficent before; I'm glad I got it right.

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Re: Not So Difficult anonymous May 7 2010, 02:41:03 UTC
I. LOVE. YOU.

I don't even care that the beard-fondling wasn't the main focus! It's perfect the way it is! THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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Re: Not So Difficult imaginary_golux May 7 2010, 03:01:49 UTC
You're very welcome indeed; I'm glad you liked it.

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Re: Not So Difficult imaginary_golux May 7 2010, 20:56:01 UTC
Thank you!

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Re: Not So Difficult anonymous May 8 2010, 07:45:36 UTC
I never even considered the possibility of finding Maleficent sexy, EVER, until I read this fic. (Finding Jafar sexy, however, is a sort of guilty pleasure of mine, so less surprise there).
How. Did. You. Make. This. WORK??? I absolutely love it! It's hot and a little silly, but not too silly, and while there is no great love or whatever between Maleficent and Jafar, it is clear that they respect each other. Professionally, you know. As villains.
I could really see this happening sort of behind the scenes in the Disney universe. Well done!

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Re: Not So Difficult imaginary_golux May 8 2010, 17:42:02 UTC
Jafar is awesome, isn't he? It's the voice. Or the hands. Or something.
I'm so glad you liked it! Thank you!

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Re: Not So Difficult anonymous May 17 2010, 08:18:09 UTC
This is amazing.

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Re: Not So Difficult imaginary_golux May 17 2010, 12:30:30 UTC
Thank you!

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Re: Not So Difficult jesatria May 20 2010, 20:56:31 UTC
OMG THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!

Maleficent/Jafar is my villain OTP.

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Re: Not So Difficult imaginary_golux May 20 2010, 22:10:09 UTC
Thanks! That icon is marvelous!

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Re: Not So Difficult priestessofxtc May 30 2010, 01:50:45 UTC
AWESOME. Until now, I'd never thought Maleficent could be sexy. I stand corrected. My apologies.

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