A/N: Crack crack crackety crack crack. I have no regrets.
Always, always when I'm trying to sleep.
Seriously, people. Humans. There are other places to do this, you know. Oh, I know full well what you're doing; I've been alive longer than you have, thank you, and even if we don't come into being that way I know that you do. Honestly, a good loom and a sorcerer who's handy with his incarnations is a lot less messy than this.
If you fall off I suppose I'm going to have to go fetch you. Don't expect it to be before the last minute, though.
Really, though, why do you get so enthusiastic about reproducing? It's really not very efficient, you know, so I can hardly say that it's something to be proud of. You seem to have to do it a lot, as well. Surely it must get boring after a while. I mean, it's not like I've ever seen humans screaming and moaning because they're brerathing, honestly. Show some sense here
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anonymous
June 3 2011, 12:21:29 UTC
Not the OP, but this was very amusing. I love you for writing this the way you did. Carpet gave such amusing mental images.
Look, kid, I know you mean well, but I really don't think that putting your face there is going to help. That's not what you need to get her preg-- oh, I give up. Genie needs to draw you a diagram or something.
Re: Spectatorshipdarkndangel9June 3 2011, 16:56:55 UTC
lol this great. Carpet carpet carpet. obviously you have much more to learn though i really don't know what you'll do with the knowledge. Hah. Imagine he tells genie that'll be embarrassing! but anyway yeah i love this. hilarious
Wow. Could Carpet be any more dry, petulant and oblivious? His misunderstandings had me snorting out loud. I actually had to re-read several of the lines, just to get the laugh again. Awesome.
At which point it occurred to me that they may well fuck whilst on the rug.
And...the rug...is...kinda alive?
Would it be voyeurism? Would it be a weird three-way? Would it be like the dog watching?
INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW. Lulz encouraged.
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Always, always when I'm trying to sleep.
Seriously, people. Humans. There are other places to do this, you know. Oh, I know full well what you're doing; I've been alive longer than you have, thank you, and even if we don't come into being that way I know that you do. Honestly, a good loom and a sorcerer who's handy with his incarnations is a lot less messy than this.
If you fall off I suppose I'm going to have to go fetch you. Don't expect it to be before the last minute, though.
Really, though, why do you get so enthusiastic about reproducing? It's really not very efficient, you know, so I can hardly say that it's something to be proud of. You seem to have to do it a lot, as well. Surely it must get boring after a while. I mean, it's not like I've ever seen humans screaming and moaning because they're brerathing, honestly. Show some sense here ( ... )
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Look, kid, I know you mean well, but I really don't think that putting your face there is going to help. That's not what you need to get her preg-- oh, I give up. Genie needs to draw you a diagram or something.
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DYING. The bill for my funeral will be sent to you!
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