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Mar 20, 2011 02:21



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Hercules - Meg/Herc ardentintox June 23 2011, 17:29:44 UTC
That awkward first family meeting. Herc is completely at ease - it's his home, after all - but Meg is terrified of divine retribution. Especially since she deflowered their darling boy and can't stop thinking about it.

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"golden" (1/2) planesandcranes June 24 2011, 04:56:43 UTC
she'd had sex with their son.

they'd had their son stolen from them, from the most perfect place on earth -- it wasn't even earth, it was mount olympus -- and when he finally, miraculously made his way back, he'd turned it down, he'd turned down heaven for that cruel, imperfect place and a girl like her.

and that night, she'd had sex with him, and every night since then, even some days, too. she'd made him dirty and flawed like her, completely unholy and not at all pure, and his parents were going to notice that something was different about him, that she'd taken something from him, and they sure as hell could take something right back from her if they wanted to.

"this is going to be so much fun," hercules said, placing his big, warm hand on her knee. she smiled up at him, kind of. she tried to. he was just so happy. there was nothing different about him, not to her, he was still sweet and kind of spacey and wide-eyed and wonderful, and, gods, she loved him so much. they'd see that, right ( ... )

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"golden" (2/2) planesandcranes June 24 2011, 05:12:48 UTC
"my boy! my son!" no wonder this guy was the god of thunder, that's exactly what his voice sounded like. he kept reminding hercules of his relationship to him as he hugged his son, pounding him on the back.

meg smiled politely -- she hoped -- at hera, trying to ignore the ringing in her ears and the fact that her boyfriend's mom was the queen of the gods. the queen of the gods. okay. she reminded herself to breathe, but the wind got knocked right out of her as zeus hugged her, too. she tried to wrap her arms around him in return, but he was too huge. sometimes she had that problem when --

no. no. she was not thinking about sex with hercules while his father, the god of gods, gods -- could gods read minds ( ... )

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Re: "golden" (2/2) ardentintox June 24 2011, 15:24:09 UTC
AAAAH.

THIS IS SO FANTASTIC.

MY RIBS HURT. I THINK THAT'S A GOOD THING, YEAH?

I CAN'T EVEN QUOTE MY FAVORITE BITS, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL MY FAVORITE BITS.

IT'S PERFECT! THANK YOU!

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Re: "golden" (2/2) planesandcranes June 24 2011, 18:10:45 UTC
YOUR RIBS HURT? I'M NERVOUS NOW BUT I'M SO HAPPY, OMG!

THANK YOU SO MUCH AND YOU'RE VERY WELCOME!

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Re: "golden" (2/2) ardentintox July 3 2011, 05:22:14 UTC
THIS IS SO FANTASTIC AND HILARIOUS IT DESERVES A SQUEEFUL COMMENT IN CAPSLOCK!

XD

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Re: "golden" (2/2) planesandcranes July 3 2011, 19:36:42 UTC
THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH, HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE CAPSLOCK, DEAR?! <3

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Re: "golden" (2/2) angel_gidget August 10 2011, 03:49:46 UTC
This was adorable and hilarious. Just sayin'.

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