Lilo & Stitch: Cobra Bubbles/Grand Councilwoman, PAPERWORK IS SEXYanneka_nekoMay 26 2012, 06:04:28 UTC
(Well hey there, disney-kink! Anyone around here even remember me? :D)
So this is how I believe Lilo & Stitch actually ended.
Cobra Bubbles: WHAT UP, SEXY ALIEN LADY? WANNA GO GET SOME DRINKS AND FLIRT ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO EXPLAIN SHIT BACK AT HQ?
Grand Councilwoman: HELL YES I DO, SEXY HUMAN MAN!
And then they went out and got smashed and seriously flirted up a storm over who has to file more paperwork and which bureaucracy is more convoluted and really they're the best bromance of all time because THEY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THINGS AT HQ. And if that does not explain why they are the best bromance, then clearly you would be terrible at bromancing with them, because people who have to explain things at HQ get it. And possibly they did this at Roswell already, and things have changed, and now Cobra's like, "NO NO, LET ME EXPLAIN HOW ELECTRONICALLY SUBMITTING THINGS IS ACTUALLY NOT THE BLESSING YOU WOULD THINK IT IS!" and explanations of getting distracted on the internet occur. And keep in mind that this entire time they are getting
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So this is how I believe Lilo & Stitch actually ended.
Cobra Bubbles: WHAT UP, SEXY ALIEN LADY? WANNA GO GET SOME DRINKS AND FLIRT ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO EXPLAIN SHIT BACK AT HQ?
Grand Councilwoman: HELL YES I DO, SEXY HUMAN MAN!
And then they went out and got smashed and seriously flirted up a storm over who has to file more paperwork and which bureaucracy is more convoluted and really they're the best bromance of all time because THEY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THINGS AT HQ. And if that does not explain why they are the best bromance, then clearly you would be terrible at bromancing with them, because people who have to explain things at HQ get it. And possibly they did this at Roswell already, and things have changed, and now Cobra's like, "NO NO, LET ME EXPLAIN HOW ELECTRONICALLY SUBMITTING THINGS IS ACTUALLY NOT THE BLESSING YOU WOULD THINK IT IS!" and explanations of getting distracted on the internet occur. And keep in mind that this entire time they are getting ( ... )
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