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[heinz_doof]

[In a blinding light, a high tech machine and a lanky man in a lab coat appear. The scientist is holding a mug under a part of the machine. After a moment notices that he's not where he started out

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[platypusagent]

[Kicks the door down. Because he can.]

[heinz_doof]

Perry the Platypus. What a surpise.

... I mean really what a surpise you're early.

Really, Perry the Platypus can't you use those set of keys I gave you? I just got that door fixed.

Well, as long as you're here, would you like a cup of evil coffee?

[platypusagent]

[He really doesn't want one. The coffee is evil. And platypuses shouldn't have coffee anyway.]

[heinz_doof]

Well, in that case - WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRAP!
[Presses a button for a Playpus trap]

[soopa_secret]

Can that Coffee-Inator spare some good coffee for a pop star, perhaps? Like, a... double cinnamon caramel low-fat latte mochaccino with extra foam, extra whipped cream, biscotti on the side?

Sorry, dead computer was dead >:

[heinz_doof]

Well, yes but it'll cost you. [Sings the last part evilly]

What pop star are you again?

Oh noes! I'm glad it's ok!

[soopa_secret]

What, ya don't recognize me? Hannah Montana?

Same \o

[heinz_doof]

Oh, right. Forgive my memory.

My daugher Vannessa listens to your music all the time.