Yeah, a few weeks ago I extended my hand to be shaken and instead had it pissed on. I stuck my neck out to introduce myself and you and your lackeys inflated yourselves a little more at my expense.
I don't know what possessed you to add me after making me feel like a complete retard.
You know what's more creepy than someone trying to say "Hello"? Try someone you've never heard of in your life calling your girlfriend, "Lovie".
Affiliation? How utterly ridiculous. Are you really so immersed in your pretentious "gothic" culture to use a word like relationship? I know the world has been cruel to you and you are emotionally scarred from all the times your parents told you to wash the dishes, but occasionally a "human being" from the "Real World" might come along and greet you.
My apologies for my brusque manner. I'm not in a particularly good mood today.
How aggravating, I typed up a rather long reply only to have it lost by this wretched computer. I will try to recall what I said before. Though it will be slightly without the dazzling wit of the first, it will be lack nothing in candor.
First of all, I had no idea how to take your initial introduction. After Jess clarified your intentions, I happily added you as a friend to my new journal. There was no "pissing" involved (except perhaps in the privacy of my own bathroom).
Second, I am sorry you were made to feel "like a complete retard." I acted in nothing but confusion, and any friend (or boyfriend, for that matter) of Jess-darling is a welcome friend of mine.
Thirdly, yes -- I have called Jess "lovie" and "darling" and a million other pet names. I am rather fond of them, actually. I have been known to refer to people as duckie, dearie, honey, sweetie, and cupcake, as well. They are terms of endearment, and I am sorry you find them creepy. Did your parents not hug you enough as a child? Occasionally a "human being" from
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I only added you because your affiliation with esmirelda made your post in my old journal slightly less creepy.
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I don't know what possessed you to add me after making me feel like a complete retard.
You know what's more creepy than someone trying to say "Hello"? Try someone you've never heard of in your life calling your girlfriend, "Lovie".
Affiliation? How utterly ridiculous. Are you really so immersed in your pretentious "gothic" culture to use a word like relationship? I know the world has been cruel to you and you are emotionally scarred from all the times your parents told you to wash the dishes, but occasionally a "human being" from the "Real World" might come along and greet you.
My apologies for my brusque manner. I'm not in a particularly good mood today.
Take care,
-Josh
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First of all, I had no idea how to take your initial introduction. After Jess clarified your intentions, I happily added you as a friend to my new journal. There was no "pissing" involved (except perhaps in the privacy of my own bathroom).
Second, I am sorry you were made to feel "like a complete retard." I acted in nothing but confusion, and any friend (or boyfriend, for that matter) of Jess-darling is a welcome friend of mine.
Thirdly, yes -- I have called Jess "lovie" and "darling" and a million other pet names. I am rather fond of them, actually. I have been known to refer to people as duckie, dearie, honey, sweetie, and cupcake, as well. They are terms of endearment, and I am sorry you find them creepy. Did your parents not hug you enough as a child? Occasionally a "human being" from ( ... )
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i found you through the flb community &you seem rad.
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<3.
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<3.
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