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[disphoria]

I posted the following as a comment in shih's journal, but felt it could benefit the larger LiveJournal community. So, without any further ado...

The (New And Improved!) Idiot's Guide to Getting Comments Like Whoa!
Follow these three simple steps, and soon you too will join the ranks of the LiveJournal Comment Kings and Queens:

[1] Whore it up! The

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[multifoiled]

What about naked pictures? That always works. Unless you're middle-aged. And hairy and/or balding.

[disphoria]

Funny you mention that, I just added something about posting naked pictures in the edited-for-public-use version. I didn't really want to encourage my friend Trey to start posting nudey pics, though...

From what I've noticed, however, anyone can post pictures and get some major lovin'. Point of example, all those "Show Me Your Boobs" communities. Many of those displaying their breasts aren't exactly prime specimens, but they still get a million omigodyouresohot comments. Another example being myself (sans the nakedness).

[multifoiled]

That's true. I guess most of those ohmigod sort of comments are there just in the oft chance they might get some sex0r out of it, which really doesn't say much for upstanding Internet users like you or I. ;)

[kinkykiki]

heh... thats pretty damn true...
especially the part about posting pictures...
i've found out that posting pics of my boobs gets the most responses...LOL

<3

[disphoria]

That's because you're so hot! :D

[kinkykiki]

awww thanks... right back at you, cutie pie ;)
**mwuaaah**
<3<3<3

[shih]

So it was yours. Well alright then.

Good to know. Will-do.

And how do you make the journal link into someone's actual name?

[disphoria]

I have no idea, actually. Ask Tam. And when you find out, let me know! <3

[multifoiled]

lj user=disphoria in <>s

[disphoria]

No, he means doing it in a way that the person's actual name can be replaced by their username as the link. Our friend Tam does it, but that's the only place I've seen it before.

[prfctlilangel]

i love you meghan, you crack me up...

ps. are you comming to real world tomorrow? we've missed you!!!

[disphoria]

Aww, thanks doll! And I am coming for sure... what time does Queer Eye start?

[prfctlilangel]

8:00... and then after that we can catch up on real world beofre the new episode...

[disphoria]

Sweet! :D

[disphoria]

The whole thing was typed with my tongue planted very firmly in my cheek. :D