Having this camera phone has turned out to be really fucking handy when ridiculous shit happens to me, which is on quite a regular basis. Especially living in San Francisco; I never told the story (in here, at least) about the guy on the 29 bus showing me his penis ( Read more... )

• My nose is cold, and only the end of it, which is really strange and I wonder if this is how dogs feel when their noses are prepetually wet.
• School starts (technically) later today and I'm kind of nervous but excited at the same time. Any excuse to get the fuck out of this house and not sit around with my thumb up my ass. Not really up my ass, but ( Read more... )

So I guess I kind of failed at that whole 'updating from Kansas' thing, which I can only explain by working a lot of fucking hours at a semi-under par ice cream establishment. Oh well, it's all in my head and that's probably where it should stay because I can't really explain in detail ALL of my adventures, that would take too fucking long and I ( Read more... )

Not having the internet kind of blows when you're this alone.

Hi honey, it's Ash. Just calling to see what was up because, hi, we haven't talked in a while. Anyway, so I heard this vicious rumor, well, okay, not vicious, that's the wrong word, but I heard that you got two D's last semester and were sick of Wayne's bitching, so you moved back home. Like. Mississippi home. Kansas home. Missiouri home. Before ( Read more... )

So I've been meaning to write a super huge update about all of the stuff that's happening and all of my observations, but I'm a lazy fuck and I don't really have the patience to write all of it at the moment, so you can wait in anticipation. That is, if you even wanted to read it. So, thus, new pictures ( Read more... )

I've decided that by the cross section of people that I've observed in my low-end ice cream seving job, that the midwest is very much so the bane of the United States' existance, purely in the categories of poor dentistry, hair care, and complexion. Also, why is everyone here obese and still sporting the Cesar cut 'do?

More later.

So, seeing as this is going to be a fairly interesting yet mundane period of my life, I figured I should document things that happen to me here while residing in Olathe, Kansas. The zipcode here starts with "666", and let's just let that start the tone of this entire thing ( Read more... )

I really don't feel like making a full update so here's the shit:

• I'm in Kansas and all of that shit
• I'm kind of alive although jesus I'm bored
• Utah is pretty to drive through, so is Colorado
• I almost kind of wish I had chosen to say in San Francisco for the summer
• The fam needs to quit it with the Dairy Queen jokes before I slit some throats

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!