[After viewing one too many videos featuring clueless dew-eyed youths, Albert decided to ease the congestion by being creating a guide for these young warriors to use regarding the crystals. It wasn’t like him to be this charitable, but it seems that the sorcerer was in a good mood despite his current misfortunes. Hence, the appearance of a dapper looking gentleman appeared upon the screen of every crystal available now. Still donning his signature smirk, Albert began with today’s lesson at crystal technology.]
Greetings all!
I’m Cardinal Albert Simon, and like you I am trapped within this obscene world without so much as a clue how to escape from here. While we all may be held against here against our wills, I do think it is about time that we had a little discussion regarding these interesting little gems. I speak of the communication crystals that each of us possess.
As many of you may know by now, these crystals were given to us by our supposed hosts; Cosmos and Chaos. These gems are magical in design, but they bare a striking resemblance to communicators of some sort. Almost like a little radio that is capable of taking pictures!
You can hear the person’s voice upon the other end of the communicator as clear as day. Such a marvelous feat in my opinion, I never been graced with such exquisite little trinket before.
[The old magician smile grows now.]
Now with that explained, do be careful in how you use these crystals. I doubt any of you want your most intimate thoughts announced for all to hear.
[He waves.]
Until next time, fellow friends and foes alike. Tata!
[Switching from public video to now a filtered one, Albert has a few choice words for his fellow Chaos fraction pals.]
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[Unlike earlier, his amiable mood diminished now replaced with a more sinister and foreboding demeanor. It was time for this little game to start, but first a warning for all allies to take seriously.]
Ladies and gentlemen, please take note. If you see a familiar foe amongst the replies, be sure to announce to me who they are.
Why, you ask? I am quite certain that those who've battled against you in the past, are now your foes yet again. Call it a 'hunch' if you will.
Be sure not to disclose your whereabouts to anyone, not if you value your lives.
Do we have an accord? I do hope so.
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