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[deathtronhammer]

[An enormous brick wall of a man can be seen peering into the communication crystal, holding it up to his eye while he squints to examine it, holding it between his thumb and forefinger. Pulling it away from his face, he turns it over in his hands several times, looking rather awed. After several long, drawn-out "hmmmmms," he finally speaks, his voice booming. He clearly does not know what an 'indoor voice' is.]

Fellow Champions! I appear to be lost! Of course, there is little that can keep me from my true calling as a warrior of justice, but a map would help me find my way back to my calling much faster! Friends! ... where am I?