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[distancedeath]

i wonder, during a round of competitive forensics, how one would say something like

My father knew i was still a virgin when i turned twenty. One night, he picked me up in his beat-up convertible and said "Boy, the average length of a penis is five inches, and the averge length of them woman-tenderness is eight. That means there are two miles of

Comments

[socialgrit]

hehe.

"my father encouraged me to look for a suitable life partner out there in new york, like he would always say "there's plenty of fish in the sea."

<3

but you're <i>supposed</i> to eat fish on fridays

[distancedeath]

you should help me finish this story, and i'll do it, and it'll be amazing!

Re: but you're <i>supposed</i> to eat fish on fridays

[socialgrit]

i would loveeeeee to.

[destradobsidian]

thanks for the laugh :)

[distancedeath]

wait until i tell you about the guy who broke into state with his original piece, a monologue to his genetalia

[dachshundrescue]

my vagina space alone is 2 miles

[distancedeath]

i always knew you to be a neverending cesspool of lust and ecstasy. let's fornicate!

[astimegoesby]

things like that make me glance down at my pants.

[ileviyou]

hobos are better!!!
except, well, not really :(