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[distant_beaches]

Russian guy: You should introduce me to your sister
Frat guy: Hell no, man.
Russian guy: I would introduce you to my sister.
Frat guy: Dude, what do you do in your country? Meet in neutral territory and swap family members?

--23rd & 10th

Overheard in New YorkIn other news, I'M LEAVING FOR SAN FRANCISCO in and hour and 15 min. Okay, leaving for

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[babybokal]

Rachel descends on our fair state...and nothing is ever the same again. Or something.

Tell your Oakland-based host to call me when you guys get in.