#038 // i'm super, thanks for asking

[distant_dragon]

I suppose I need to make an announcement, to forestall any further misunderstandings and potential hurt feelings.

Yes, I prefer my own gender over the opposite.

Yes, I am spoken for.

Please direct any questions to my nonexistent administrative staff.

Thank you.

Comments

[sauntersthrough]

That's what this is about?

[distant_dragon]

Yes, it is. I thought it was public knowledge (the first part, at least), but I'd rather not inadvertently make anyone else upset. So thus.

[sauntersthrough]

She ran off into the snow because you -

All right then.

[felinemystique]

I'm sure it was more that no one told her than anything else. She's hurt, because she thinks we were all being amused at her expense.

[subject_e0057]

...We're not very good at this.

[distant_dragon]

No, we really aren't. It's sort of pathetically amusing.

[subject_e0057]

...I didn't think we were that obvious, though. I mean... sure, with friends, but...

[distant_dragon]

I guess the attachment is more obvious than either of us thought.

[snowburned]

Congratulations.

[distant_dragon]

Why thank you.

ooc

[redrobinhood]

This is me laughing at him. A LOT. I would feel vaguely guilty about outing them but I didn't know they were closeted to begin with!!!

Re: ooc

[distant_dragon]

XD It's a LONG STORY. But hey, it's not like everyone didn't apparently know already. They fail so hard at being subtle sometimes.

[extantlaw]

Indeed. Better to forestall the ravening hordes of women before they occur.

[unwinding_key]

That would be rather dangerous.

[distant_dragon]

To be perfectly honest, I thought my orientation was common knowledge.

[extantlaw]

It is certainly knowledge of that order now.