If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me
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I remember, because earlier when we took a nap in that field, the ladybugs carried us all the way to the top of Mount Rushmore, and when we awoke we went cliff diving off George Washington!
Hey, remember that time that I milk-shaked you and we went got into our epic robots and battled throughout the Pinellas/Pasco area, destroying most of it.
I totally remember that. Unfortunately, I also remember the time we had to drain your pool and fill it with hookers so Evil Knievel could jump it for the 5th anniversary of GirlsInMyPool.com. What a nightmare.
Remember that time we got wasted doing shots of sake at shoguns and the next day we woke up in South Dakota with a dead Venezuelan prostitute with one extra toe? Man I'm glad we had that industrial blender...
LMAO Yours matches up with my response to Mike about waking up in South Dakota. Clearly it's all true.
But really, that time we found the hidden entrance to the secret top floor of the school library is even spookier! Who knew they were making robot pandas to make it look like they were no longer endangered! Glad we blew that scheme wide open.
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Fucking sweet.
PS: IM SORRY! (not really though!)
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But really, that time we found the hidden entrance to the secret top floor of the school library is even spookier! Who knew they were making robot pandas to make it look like they were no longer endangered! Glad we blew that scheme wide open.
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