07 Voice | Backdated to the morning of July 6th

[distantwater]

[Good morning, Discedo! Were you sleeping soundly? Well, not anymore. China is awake, and he has decided to move furniture around.]There is a bullet hole under the couch, aru. Why is there a bullet hole under the couch, aru? JAPAN, WHAT DID YOU DO?! First I am finding BEER in your belongings, aru. Then the door has been graffitied, and now this?

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[brbmodernizing]

[Japan was ACTUALLY SLEEPING... probably. Anyway, it startles him regardless as he rolls off and hits the floor and just startles, moving his hands in front of him defensively.]

Ahh!! China-san, calm yourself! W-what is it?! What?! I was asleep! You cannot simply do that to someone who is sleeping!

[distantwater]

[Looming over him like an angry dragon] Don't lie, aru! How could you be sleeping? Where are Hong Kong and Taiwan?!

[brbmodernizing]

..Because I am tired!

[FUUUUUUUU-- trying to scramble away]

I-I do not know!

[distantwater]

You tell me or I am getting the wok, aru.

[inyourgarden]

[...Crap. Right. China. ...DAMN IT JAPAN do NONE of you Asians inform eachother of what's going on with eachother? Anyways Seifer doesn't sound too good and there might be some static underlaying his voice, but there is definitely a response here!]

...Tch. They're with me China. They're fine.

[distantwater]

[Wait. Have at least a full minute of wailing in Mandarin. Okay, there.]

How could you do this?! They are too young be travelling alone, aru! If anything happened to them... it would be like losing a part of myself, aru! They are under my supervision!

[inyourgarden]

[...:| You're lucky he's not there to smack you over the head China. Why can't people speak a normal language at him damn it. Anyways give him a moment to make sure he's not going to toss his breakfast up over the side of the ship before responding.]

They're not alone. M'with 'em. They're fine. Ain't just me either. Got a group of people; nothin's gonna happen to 'em. Promise.

[distantwater]

You don't know how they can be, aru! I should have been informed! Who else is there?

[twin_sai_kame]

Hey! How about shutting the hell up! Some of us are trying to sleep here!

[distantwater]

[doesn't care]

YOUNGER BROTHER AND SISTER ARE MISSING, ARU! THIS IS SERIOUS!

ALSO YELLING FROM BACKGROUND OVER HERE

[brbmodernizing]

China-san, I told you the others would complain about your volume!

OH FUN STUFF!

[twin_sai_kame]

I don't give a crap about yer damn younger siblings, shut yer damn comm off so the rest of us can sleep!

[Voice]

[moarcowbell]

Sorry, that was all me.

[Voice]

[distantwater]

What?

[Voice]

[moarcowbell]

I am the rebellious type. I'm turning Japan into a bad kid. It's all a part of my plan.

[Voice]

[distantwater]

I don't believe you, aru.

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[a_thousandyears]

[Why couldn't this have waited until we were out of range... Well, let's wait until you finish taking all your anger out on Japan.] Hm...

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[distantwater]

[Good call. Eventually the yelling turned into tears. As per usual. He's sniffling. You timed it correctly.] AIYAAAAAH. HONG KOOOONG. How could you do this to me, aru? You leave without even saying anything?!

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[a_thousandyears]

Aiyah. Teacher, it's no big deal.

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[distantwater]

[He's upset. Screw proper English.]

It is HUGE deal, aru! Turn boat around and come home right now.