NEWS UPDATE

[distention]

Today, the White House held a press conference with the President concerning the controversial Egg Hunt from yesterday's Easter celebrations. The President admitted that there were no eggs to begin with.

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Comments

[nicadbattery]

I love how Bush skillfully dodged the "why have you only agreed to go before the 9/11 Commission with VP Cheney and not alone" question with some poorly memorized political rhetoric. It sounded so mechanical. When the reporter asked again, in frustration (as his question had not at all been answered) the President reiiterated his previous statement with a "what the Hell are you expecting, the truth or something?!?" sort of expression on his face.