How to destroy your enemy['s computer]

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Do the following:

1. Go to the supermarket and purchase some bacon. One that's more fat than meat, ideally.
   
2. Cook the bacon on low heat as to melt away as much fat as possible from the strips without burning it. (Optional: Eat it)
   
3. Let the fat in the pan rest for a few hours, or until it becomes solid again, whichever comes first.
   
4. Remove the

Comments

[nicadbattery]

Have you ever done it?

I mean, cracking someone's computer, removing heatsink, scraping off thermal paste, replacing it with congealed fat and putting the whole thing back together seems like a lot of work. Why not just demagnetize their hard drive or something? No muss no fuss.

[kahanazad]

maybe a half hour's worth of work minus the cooking. much cooler and more destructive than just formatting the harddrive or something. =D

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I want to do it really bad...

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OMG! My first goth/raver LJ fan!

*memory*