I am sooo nervous right now.... blah

CAN. NOT. HANDLE. IT.

By the way I am currently obsessed with Lil Kim/Snoop Dogg right now... ewww... how Long Beach of me.

I'm finally numb, so please
Don't get me rescued...

Maybe I do? Maybe I don't?

This is just one of those pivotal points in life that changes your outlook on the world forever ( Read more... )

Thank you to everyone who made this an amazing, tremendous, fabulous, unforgettable, eighteenth birthday for me.

Seriously... love you all.

Every time that I pass through the engineering buildings, I just want to break down and cry for the poor engineering majors. They all look so stressed and malnourished. Just going to the bathroom there kinda makes me a little bit stressed for no apparent reason.

Any engineering majors out there... I salute you. Seriously.

Tonight is the first time that I have cried while being at college, and let me tell you, they were tears of sheer happiness. I think this is one of two times in my life that I have literally shed tears of joy ( Read more... )

"Heff doesn't have a fear of commitment. He just has a fear of monogamy." --Holly from "The Girls Next Door ( Read more... )

So as I am writing this I can hear K Pho saying, "JEN WOULD!"

It is soooo me that my first college hook up would be with a hairstylist, THAT DOESN'T EVEN GO TO MY SCHOOL.

Indeed, I would.

Just a little piece of info ( Read more... )

For those of you out there who are sick and tired of hearing me bitch about how dumb people are, disregard this little tidbit ( Read more... )