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[distilledvodka]

Yesterday, my brother bought a snake with my boyfriend, so they decided to come over and flaunt it. My little cousin was with me, and he was watching Lord of the Rings. (Hah!) So my brother goes downstairs and shows it to him and he yells, "DAMN! THAT'S A HUGE MOTHA FUCKA! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT SHIT FROM??" If he wasn't my child, I'd be shoving a

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[rawr_nya]

aghh! i hate it when little kids curse like that. it makes me weep for the younger generation

[distilledvodka]

IKR? I thought the word 'stupid' and the phrase 'shut up' were horrible, horrible words until I reached middle school.

[babeyjay]

That's just sad. Bar of soap immediately.

[distilledvodka]

Yes, but then he might tell his mama. =(