Comments | distira: awkward!javi strikes again

distira

awkward!javi strikes again

Mar 09, 2012 14:29

title teach me how to dougie
rating nc-17
word count 1,327
pairing javi martinez/iker muniain
summary remember how i kept saying a while back that i would write how iker taught javi how to give blowjobs? i finally did! loosely based on this incident and dedicated to dreamofthem, part of your trifecta of bday fics!

( i have no witty cut text, sorry )

iker/javi: otp to rule them all, fic

Comments 34

bleeding_dry March 9 2012, 19:53:46 UTC

Oh wow this is perfect! I love your Javi, I love your Iker, I looove your dialogue. This has just made my 5-hour long bus ride 10x better :) Thank you!

distira March 10 2012, 03:32:55 UTC

thank you so much! it's great to hear that you liked the dialogue :)

khoshgeleh_16 March 9 2012, 20:26:08 UTC

asdfghjkl;lkjhgfdsaasdfghjkl;lkjhgfds!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem. Sorry. I'll try to use words now. Aaaahhhh you wrote them. And THIS. OH BOYS. What are you even. Why.

In hindsight, Javi should've known that listening to Iker wouldn't turn out well.

IT NEVER DOES. Therefore you should wear your glasses more often, maybe they'll help with the hindsight? XD

"Dude, you would die if I left you down there by yourself with two drunk girls," Iker says. "Or they'd get bored and leave."

Fact. Javi + social interaction with girls = awkward ALWAYS. I love how he genuinely does look like the left-out one, just going along with Iker's crazy shenanigans because it's Iker. (It makes me feel slightly better about the whole thing...)

He knows he's big, they've had measuring contests in the locker room.

EXCUSE ME you cannot just ~drop bombs~ like this. (No but seriously who wins? Who even suggests these things?! ... Iker, I bet. All trouble in that locker room can only have one source.)

"You like that? You like biting?" OMG HOTTTT. Yes, yes, he does, ( ... )

distira March 9 2012, 23:50:36 UTC

proper reply later but ty for catching the typos! fixed :)

distira March 10 2012, 03:37:46 UTC

PROPER REPLY AHOY

well, someone had to write it, so.

omg hnnnnnng javi in glasses I CANNOT

in the pics he totally looks like he's been dragged along. he's still wearing a shit ffs! and he's not particularly close to either of the girls and he's just awkwardly smiling- totally not there bc it was his idea, yo.

(THERE WILL BE MORE I SWEAR have i not told you that this is part of a long-talked about series of iker-teaches-javi-about-sex? first part is here)

(there will also be an exploration of the biting)

a;jakls;df i'm so glad you like it! and this is one of the most boss comments ever, so thank you!!!

(omg way to oblivious. but also really pretty XD)

khoshgeleh_16 March 10 2012, 15:31:07 UTC

(Iker... teaching Javi about sex. This series has infinite potential, n'est-ce pas? XDDD)

blaugranagram March 9 2012, 21:10:04 UTC

That was great! Sweetie Javi....you really did him justice. I'm sure I'm not alone in hoping that there will be a sexy follow-up to this fic? Sans whores? Hinty-hint-hint?

I do have to mention that the Kickette pic of them made them look SO YOUNG! I mean I know they ARE, but dammit I almost felt uncomfortably pervy....and I'm usually pretty damn comfortable with my perviness ;)

Anyhow, thanks for posting, I enjoyed that!

distira March 10 2012, 03:39:54 UTC

thank you! a;lkdjsf i'm so glad you liked my javi!

there is a fic that i wrote a while ago that is technically the sequel to this, here, if you want to check that out!

justkisa March 9 2012, 23:14:22 UTC

this is both adorable and hot and funny in like perfect combination! I love that they're such boys and Javi's awkwardness and Iker, I kind of love your Iker a lot! Awesome story!

distira March 10 2012, 03:40:36 UTC

aww thank you so much! i'm glad their boyishness~ came across, that's really what i was going for.

dreamofthem March 10 2012, 01:15:10 UTC

It's half one in the morning and I'm drunk again and this is the best thing. The beeessstt. I will be back with real fb when I have a laptop. Thank you omg. Birthday trifecta. Ilu.

distira March 10 2012, 03:41:15 UTC

omg drunk comments are the best

ilu <3

dreamofthem March 11 2012, 22:17:32 UTC

Okay, so, since that kickette post I've been thinking, wow, I really characterise Iker as whatever I want, I really just morph him into this really charming obnoxious idiot who talks rubbish and wants cuddles all the time. This is blatant inaccurate characterisation. Should I do something about this? I'm tempted to write an angsty sort of fic from Javi's pov in which Iker's kind of a dick but everyone loves him anyway but he kind of pisses his friends off sometimes.Because, apparently, I can't do grey areas, it's adorable Iker or dick Iker. And then you write this! And now everything's fine, you've totally covered dickish Iker and I can totally go back to writing about donut boyfriends with a clear fandom conscience. Something in that made sense, I promise ( ... )