Comments | distorted_sleep: Two elephants fall off a cliff.... *Ba doom chhh!*

distorted_sleep

Two elephants fall off a cliff.... Ba doom chhh!

Jun 15, 2005 10:31

WANTED: Humourous customers to keep me sane! I've only had sensible, normal people on the phones today so far... give me a challenge!!!

I NEED HUMOUR

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anglarna June 15 2005, 10:37:46 UTC

Yes/no, maybe be so. Mm?

distorted_sleep June 15 2005, 10:41:44 UTC

Are you playing a skipping game, perchance? It reminds me of playground days.

Anyway, I'm bored and you're on a 12 lunch and I'm on a 1. That is not good. Have you had any interesting customers? I haven't so far :(

anglarna June 15 2005, 11:31:10 UTC

Mm, soup. Mm, work. Mm, soup. Mm, work.

distorted_sleep June 15 2005, 11:35:25 UTC

I will be purchasing soup in 26 minutes (approximately) mmm... soup.

Phil!! andy_shuttleton June 15 2005, 11:03:40 UTC

Here's a joke to keep you sane...........or possibly just tip you over the edge of sanity.

Why was 6 afraid of seven?
cuz seven eight nine!

oh yeah
lol

Re: Phil!! distorted_sleep June 15 2005, 11:09:55 UTC

Lol, ahh the classics never die! :D

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?!?

A stick.

*cough* I'll leave now....

Re: Phil!! andy_shuttleton June 15 2005, 11:11:24 UTC

Hahhahahahaahahaha

lorna_babes June 15 2005, 11:13:06 UTC

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A Fridge!

Oh the Humour!
~Lorna~

distorted_sleep June 15 2005, 11:15:55 UTC

LOL!!! I like that one!!!

What's big, green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out a tree??

A pool table. :D

lorna_babes June 15 2005, 11:23:40 UTC

hahahaha! Good one!

What's brown and white and sits on your Mantlepiece?

A roll n' sausage

I love that joke - its just so stupid that it's not even funny and that's what makes me laugh so much!

distorted_sleep June 15 2005, 11:26:44 UTC

Hahahah! the simplistic humour like that works with me too!! I heard one once that made me laugh for no reason...

What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.

I can't believe I just admitted I laughed at that.

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Funniest Joke in the world andy_shuttleton June 15 2005, 11:21:53 UTC

I could'nt help but send you thins joke. I think it's hilarious!!!!

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

"The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’

"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘OK, now what?’"