Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. You know what's not natural? Eighty year old dudes with hard ons. That's not natural, but we've got pills for that. We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect but we're putting people in jail for smoking something that ( Read more... )

:P
haha, my dad, ahh, a wise man.
Comes up to me before and goes:
"Do you know we have FIVE cat's called BC?"
"Erm? Only 4 start with the letter B"
"Nah, see, we got, BC, Breeza Cat, Baby Cat, BenCen"
"Yeah, wot about Taja"
"The other Bloody Cat"

*raises glass*

Well Done, Pa!

1.)Copy and paste this into your journal:
<*font color="yourusername"> <*b>yourusername<*/b><*/font>
2.) (Eliminate the *'s)
3.)See what color you are:
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its a miserable 38 degrees today. Very smokey. What would be the best thing to be doing? Sitting in an air conditioned room wiht an icey cool drink? Now, I COULD be doing that, but what did I choose ( Read more... )

Ok, so ya'll know I'm not the brightest, have a tendancy to speak before I think of things logically, that I'm blonde, and have on many occasions been compared to the dumb side of Jessica Simpson ( Read more... )

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Ok. A recent update of mine mentioned that I was stood up. A bit before that I also updated saying it was so frustrating how I am constantly being ditched, so *he* can go hang out with his SLUTS ( Read more... )

this was freakishly accurate
*panics* lol

"Buggery of a Midget Clown with a Balloon Animal"
*ROFL*

LOL - yup, this is about correct
:P

Aw.
If only.

Yeh, stolen from Paul & Peri.
*apologises*
;P

take care folks!