You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction ( Read more... )

so yeah last night the "smart one" ((thats me)) decided to stay up all night. not knowing that my father needed me to listen for the phone. it just so happens that today we had 29 calls (all not the calls we needed, mind you) and they all came like 15 min apart so id get to sleep, BAM wake up Edd. it sucked .. and man i dreamt funny things ( Read more... )

wow, GIVE ME STRENGTH. im so very pissed off at my father. i almost got into a fight with him. like fist fight. he treats me like im three, he is a bold face lying bastard. i want to run away right now. i cant even fathem what he did to me. i came here to get a job get back into college get my life together get away from all the partys, and i come ( Read more... )

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

and man was it a dissapointment,

i also spotted a movie mess up
it was in Rush Hour
when the chinese guy says "oh its nothing, Only rush hour" then he pulls his gun out and blasts away you'l see his gun has a silencer on it but when in fact the noise is this thundering boom

put that in your pipe and smoke it

guess what i am getting in about 4 hours bitches,,, anyone????? ....SONIC muther fucker.... thats right .. the food .. you know all thoes commercials you have seen but not a fucking sonic in sight... yeah im getting that ... im gonna take pictures this might not seem like a big deal but for the last 3 years i have been watching sonic commercials ( Read more... )

the other day i was going threw this really bad prablem i mean it was so bad i wanted to cry penis penis penis i mean he was such a mean penis penis penis how could anyone be a cruel as penis penis penis, any who i shtuck my dogs tool into a pile of strangers puss i look away one for one sec and bam all gone i mean he laped it all up penis penis ( Read more... )

so yeah my father just spent the week with his new "fling" he is scared of getting caught so he calles me up and says that he was in jail..JAIL.. common im not a dumbass, he just doesnt want his girlfriend to figure it out.. that doesnt mean he cant tell me the truth.. i understand hes single and he's free i dont care frankly i have prablems with ( Read more... )

i think its very cool that sarah has a new lj, i think its cool that she now can filter out the people that dont really belong . i wish i could do that but im friends with such fakes, not that you are (maybe you are). i wish i had a bullshit scanner so i dont end up waisting my time with weather or not i think someone is my friend ( Read more... )

i got called a duchebag twice today so maybe i am one, "GOD EDD HES SUCHA DUCHEBAG" "HE"S ALWAYS A BAG OF DUCHE" at least im better than senitor daterape.nowa days im wandering whats going threw peoples minds, what the fuck ( Read more... )