And that's...

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... the way it is.

Yesterday was Jonny Stew's birthday!
Hooray for Jonathan Stewart and his impeccable wit and charm! I handed out cupcakes that I painstakingly made with my own two hands!

No, seriously, they were made from my own two hands.
Now I have to wear a hook and a prosthetic hand. But the hook is shiny

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Emily, I just wanted you to know how much you rock. Uh. Yeah, that's about it. Bye!

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"They have lots of scarves and all the placebos you could ever want there, so I think we'll be set."
I laughed so hard at that. And I 'placebobs' instead of placebos. And which Shelby?

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Shelby Bell, but I can write you one, too if you want. :D
-hugs scarf & placebo pile- I heart you, my items of glory!