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[ditchinzimbabwe]

Today I made a discovery. I know what is the perfect job for someone of my caliber, with such obsessions and compulsions: zamboni driver. Someone must buy me a zamboni and rent out an ice-rink on a daily basis for me. Ohmygod.

Comments

[tamurilelanesse]

That would be amazing!

But did you know that Zamboni is a brand name? They're actually called "ice re-surfacers". Zamboni is so much cooler though.

[silverminion]

Oh my goodness woman, you rock my socks so hard