Fruit abuse made my day

[diurnal_lee]

The flimsy plastic bags you find on rolls in produce departments are NOT designed to hold five grapefruit. Trust me on this. Grapefruit all over the floor

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[lunacy_gal]

I was waiting for a bus once. The bus stop was on a hill. The bus stopped, the door opened, and a canteloupe rolled down the bus steps, onto the sidewalk and down the hill. It was the most hilariously surreal thing I've ever seen :-)

[diurnal_lee]

If it happened in fiction, you'd expect it to have some sort of meaning. Instead, it's weird and funny. Thank you. I think you just made my tomorrow.