Comments | diva_dot: I can't make this fit into a haiku!

diva_dot

I can't make this fit into a haiku!

May 10, 2010 17:27

Damsel in distress?
Hardly.
I repeatedly beg evildoers
To tie me to the tracks.

Comments 4

Howzabout... twosnoos May 10 2010, 21:34:03 UTC

Damsel in distress?
Ha! Evil-doers, I beg:
Tie me to the tracks.

Re: Howzabout... diva_dot May 10 2010, 22:33:58 UTC

Dangit, now you've gone and written my haiku for me.

Good job. Too bad I can't really use it now.

Woo Woo! Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Woo Woo! revsaintmichael May 10 2010, 23:09:46 UTC

I thought about the damsel in distress being tied to the train tracks when I started designing the Wheelchair Of Doom (complete with Locomotive Cow Catcher on the front). That, and Carpet Boy.

javabill May 10 2010, 23:55:53 UTC

Distressed damsel? HA!
I beg evildoers to
tie me to the tracks.