so i haven't updated this bitch in a while, so here we go. let me start off by telling you all the wonderful story of my run-in with mr. nelson aka 'satan with rolls'. so i go up to him first thing on the first day i transferred into his government class and he accuses me of ditching and threatens to drop me from his class. i retorted "well, i'm ( Read more... )

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ok, so i'm home sick. this sucks. colds suck, and i still need to go to my 5:30 cult meeting.

New court date set for suspect in sex case ( Read more... )

like anne heche and 'celestia', everyone has the ubiquitous darker personality. mine happens to be what i call the 'diva'. she slaps people around, makes dramatic exits, and lies and cheats to get ahead in life ( Read more... )

1. Using band names, spell out your name ( Read more... )

so yesterday was my 'big huge birthday party extravaganza'... seven people showed up. mind you, i invited well over fifty, but i guess that's what happens when you have so many superficial friends and not enough of those who really matter ( Read more... )

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

okay, we're going to play a game called "Who Would You Rather Do", and i'm going to put the name down of two people, the next person who reads this pick someone, and then put two people for the next person to choose from! IT'LL BE A PARTY!

okay, who would you rather do..

ben affleck or matt damon?

eighteen years passing
cigarettes and porn
drag queens are your friend

yes. i am so damn artsy that sometimes i just outdo myself.

five days, five days, five daaaysss.

OH and.. I LOST 10 LBS SO FAR! i'm really excited- except my jeans keep falling down, which is a real drag. (get it?! jeans falling down? a drag? HA HA HA HA.) ok, i'm lame ( Read more... )

Suspect arrested in slaying of caterer ( Read more... )